You totally forgot the leather...
55ReplyAnd the gelatine
31ReplyAnd the bones you can make stock from
11ReplyAnd my axe!
8ReplyYou'd think they'd remember the Jell-O.
There's always room for Jell-O.
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Am I the only one outraged that this is obviously a photo of a screen where someone left the mouse cursor in the middle of the shot?!
41ReplyYou should be happy it wasn't printed out, faxed, and photocopied on top of that.
28ReplyDot-matrix
5ReplySounds like how some of our customers are sending bug reports. At least replace the damn magenta ink, Bob!
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Of course. That one time I blissfully missed the cursor, someone has to rub it in my face and ruin my Friday!
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How management views technical staff.
23Reply150 pounds makes about 600 average burgers, you reckon?
19ReplyIf your burger doesn't weigh a pound are you even living?
16Replysmashburgers far outweigh thick nonsense.
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600 tiny burgers
6ReplyI'd say closer to 400. Quarter pounders have only ever been common as smashburgers or at shitty burger restaurants.
4Reply1500 mcnaldos burgers
3ReplyAdd another zero.
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Don't forget about enough bones to make like 100 gallons of stock.
19ReplyOr, a year’s food supply for a cat
14ReplyDepends on the size of the cat.
5ReplyProbably more than that
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Is this an "and", or an "or"
11ReplyAnd. There's really a lot of meat in a cow.
14ReplyIt literally says "and" on the second to last row
3ReplyOh
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10ReplyThought I was in vegan circlejerk for a sec.
7ReplyI'm concerned that they're grinding the whole chuck. Chuck eye steaks are good. I see no mention of skirt steaks or hanger steaks either.
I see leather and stock has been mentioned, but not marrow yet. There's some tasty marrow there.
6ReplyFlank steak is skirt/hanger.
-1ReplyFlank, skirt, and hanger are three (technically 4 if you count inside and outside skirt) different cuts. Skirt comes from the short plate, flank comes from the flank, and hanger comes from the diaphragm between the rib and the loin.
It is true that skirt and flank can be used almost entirely interchangeably, but they're different.
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And probably like 20 baseball gloves.
5ReplyLeather is used in stuff other than baseball gloves
-4ReplyYeah, baseballs too.
10ReplyYeah like yo momma's ass
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So 600 hamburgers
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