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Donald Trump's ex-wife says she is 'open' to serving as his vice president

www.usatoday.com Donald Trump's ex-wife says she is 'open' to serving as his vice president

Donald Trump's second wife Marla Maples said she is \

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I'm "open" to Donald Trump getting locked in the VX gas vault like that dude at the beginning of The Rock.

I would also "accept" Nicholas Cage slamming some in his mouth like that dude at the end of The Rock.

Everyone, go watch The Rock.

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- Mmmmm, forbidden grapes..
  
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  Incorrect, that is the ”string of pearls” configuration.
  
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- Not enough mentions of Zeus’ butthole for my taste. I need at least 2 more utterances of the phrase before I can watch it again.
  
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  Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!
  
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  Listen, all I want to know is...are you happy with your haircut?
  
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- Is this the third prong of a three prong attack? Subliminal, liminal and superliminal. "HEY, YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!"
  
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Are we just doing house of cards now

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- He is. He probably thinks he's smarter than everyone else acting it out too.
  
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Well shit, I'm open to being his vice president too. Why wouldn't anyone take the job? Now that being president surrounds you with a bubble of legal immunity, the vice president is free to grant himself a good old fashioned Klingon promotion. Stab him in the neck with a pen, sign some papers with his blood in an official act, and all the evidence is inadmissible.

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- If chosen for Vice President I vow to go out and rob a liquor store on Day 1.
  
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  Id take advantage of that level of proximity and...well...
  
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- You just have to do everything he tells you and never go against him otherwise he'll get his idiotic followers to try and kill you.
  
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Its beginning to show, that politicians no longer need to have any skill what so ever besides the ability to not care

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Which ex-wife?

Ans.

spoiler

Marla Maples

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- Has to be Marla. Ivana is buried in his New Jersey golf course. Not a joke.
  
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  ~~Ivana is~~ A bunch of the secrets he stole from the government are buried in his New Jersey golf course.
  
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  Shit. I missed that. Thank you.
  
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This is the most beta thing I've ever heard.

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- Maybe she wants to be grabbed by the pussy smh
  
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That picture confused me because I thought she was wearing a MAGA hat in the 90s.

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The one that's alive, yeah?........ yeah?

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Well that's one way to have him kill you

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