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perhaps some sort of high intensity laser grid projected upwards from a hat to turn the falling drops to steam, with a little fan to reverse the momentum...
just don't trip and aim it at someone
10Microwave umbrella to evaporate the water mid-air.
3i think there would still be a net momentum downward even allowing for the expansion of the water into a gas; it would be hot steam pouring down all over you unless you had a blower system of some sort as well.
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