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Philosophers only want one thing...

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Can someone buy this for my poor ass?

Because, like most philosophers, I'm unemployed.

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- Have you thought about trying out for stand-up philosophy?
  
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  Man, I'm tired. I just wanna sleep.
  
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  Oh, a bullshit artist!
  
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- I'm employed and I still can't afford new clothes
  
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Love this line! I'm stealing it!

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Don't tell Socrates what is in his drink

Is Diogenes here yet? Wait, he's doing what? Disgusting!
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- Diogenes is the homeless guy who was banned from the coffee shop but is standing outside lecturing passersby.
  
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  A homeless guy with a bad ass gang of dogs!
  
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- Diogenes found out the hard way that for drinking coffee a cup is quite necessary.
  
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Link bruh

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I was expecting there to be only 2 chopsticks on the table.

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