Some people say thats it really unfair to say "JD Vance is a couch fucker". JD Vance never wrote in a book, "hey everyone, my name is JD Vance and I love to fuck couches", that's an unfair accusation based on no evidence.
For all we know its entirely possible that JD Vance took his time and made love to that couch. We gotta stick to the facts and be honest here people!
48Maybe it was a love seat.
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I don't feel bad for made up stories about conservatives who spread fake news and call Kamala Harris the N word.
28Damn it! You got your facts mixed into my memes!
4Do not cross the streams
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Yeah, he didn't fuck that couch. He cucked the couch by denying it the satisfaction of direct JD contact, deciding to instead fuck the latex glove he'd wedged inside of the couch instead. Regardless, his sweaty balls definitely slapped those cushions. Over. And over again.
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2It's crazy how this took off because of one joke tweet. It's the Richard Gere gerbil thing for a whole new generation.
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Sextional.
18Sexy sensational sextional.
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lol don't let rick james come over
also, genuine question, does he actually wear eyeliner? i mean, more power to him...
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6LMAO
5"No Sectional Furniture Wanking"
4"Not Suitable For Washington"?
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JD Vance has never comitted couch cushion coitus.
4"Probably never"
It's nice to hear him deny it, though.
2I read it as "couch cousin coitus"
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I don't get it
Did he say something about couches?
4“What separates the successful from the unsuccessful are the expectations that they had for their own lives. Yet the message of the right is increasingly: It’s not your fault that you’re a loser; it’s the fact that you fornicate with a couch.” ― J.D. Vance, Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis
4Hey, stop making fun of him because he forgot his mascara!
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