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NegativeNull @lemmy.world

3 mo. ago • 97%

Vance's secret venture revealed

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This dude banged a couch?

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- Yes, he’s a homosectional.
  
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- Many people are saying it.
  
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  Including this dude himself
  
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- He enjoys some cushion for the pushin'.
  
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  It's called a loveseat for a reason
  
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- I have so many questions too. What sort of couch? Fabric or leather? Were people sitting on the couch at the time?
  
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  Futon Fornication
  
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- hey man. he also built fences.
  
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  Build a million fences you're a fence builder.
  
  Lay a million bricks you're a brick layer.
  
  But you fuck one couch...
  
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More cushion for the push'n.

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Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:

https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”

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So this real or a gag we are all in?

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