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"My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime/That's why I jerk off on company time."
44And make sure you don't shit and crank it at the same time. Make them pay for both, individually.
15I make a dime, boss makes a buck. Thats why I crank my hog in the company truck.
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This is why CEOs hate wfh 😏
18I wish Jerry would wash his hands before clocking back in.
12Either that, or if you’re on the company’s wellness plan…
10You're not my real dad
8this is definately a place I could not work.
5Soooooo.... S*x is fine then?
4SFX are totally fine. Six is fine too.
4Love the dulcet tones of an expertly played Sax
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CEO had probably read some fake bullshit on LinkedIn...
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