1 mo. ago • 25%

What's your favourite thing to put on fries that isn't mayo?

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Ranch dressing. Or cum, whichever is available first.

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- Well, if you start with a handful of creamy ranch dressing you can... wtf am I even doing with my life right now?
  
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- Those are equal, along with mayo.
  
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Oh, I know the answer this this one! Uhh, mayo!

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- DAMMIT I FUCKED UP AGAIN.
  
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Salt is pretty good, but yeah, mayo it is

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Ketchup

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Dipped in soft serve vanilla ice cream.

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Is anyone out there really eating unsalted fries?

The correct answer is salt. Or at least some form of seasoning

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garlic sauce?

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Pink sauce (Sriracha-Mayo)

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White vinegar.

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MSG

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Onions

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BBQ sauce 😋

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Hollandaise or peanut sauce

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Burger sauce

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No-one's mentioned aoli? Is there a significant overlap between aoli and mayonnaise?

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I love tartar sauce, but it includes mayo

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when you make cereal, do you put the flakes in first or the water

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- I put the bowl on my head so I don't get wet
  
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  you are a wise man
  
  I am glad our paths crossed in this reality
  
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