On today’s episode of Kitchen Nightmares…

Good morning officer, right this way please.

Oh honey you know I go mad for your meals every time I look at them.

Now THIS is something I want to see Gordon react to in an establishment!

I wish someone would take my ability to see so I never have to see this again.

release the kraken

Octodad?

As long as it doesn't move, and i don't have to eat it... respect!

I want to know what they used to make the eyes