3 mo. ago • 90%

You know those clips of everyday life in TV adverts? That's what I'd like my life to look like. They always look so picturesque.

Edit: eg. the Apple ads

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Staged, full of fake talk, and fake smiles to cameras?

Have you considered being a politician?

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- Or Instagram model?
  
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- That, but where it isn't fake (≠ the real world)
  
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  If it's the ads I am thinking of, you want middle class conservative retirement communities.
  Unless you are a non white, then good luck.
  
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Plot twist, you become the epitome of "has this ever happened to YOU???" while showing people failing to do every day tasks like opening a jar, or chopping an onion. Somehow sets the house on fire instead.

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Have you tried buying their products? That should work, right?

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I think that's the idea.

See also: Giant American Breakfast in movies that no one ever eats.

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- My family did the giant ridiculous breakfast once a month or so and it was incredible. We'd all help cook, and we'd expand the dining room table, and then just eat until we passed out in a food coma. Bacon, sausage, endless pancakes and waffles, biscuits and gravy, giant vat of scrambled eggs, toast and butter and jam mmmm
  
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- Speak for yourself, I just had two omelettes, three bowls of cereal, a pack of bacon, a dozen pancakes and two gallons of orange juice for breakfast.
  
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  That's a great way to check if you're a character in a movie or not. Clearly you are not.
  
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Ah yes, but don't forget to take Capsulin Forte with 450 mg of capsaicin for strong teeth and shiny hair. Now in big package with double the pills and triple the relief.

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Like the intro to Too Many Cooks

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And that's what people from 2100 will think our lifes are lile, which is bullshit. Thank god we are destroying the world so we won't get to 2100

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Imagine living in the Wayborhood.

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