3 wk. ago • 97%

Betrayal of the highest order

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I just… I can’t believe… it’s not butter.

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More like, 'Betrayal of the highest udder.' ...I'll see myself out... of the barn.

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- No, you milk that joke for all it’s worth.
  
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- What a creamy smooth joke
  
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  Not all jokes are what they cream to be. That said, this one really whipped the competition.
  
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Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.

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- What else have we been lied to about??
  
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  Strippers don't rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.
  
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  The cake
  
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  Santa Clause can't be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
  
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- They're not???
  
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  Some probably are.
  
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Did they think the butter took on magical powers when it was formed into the shape of a cow in order for those thin butter legs to hold up the weight of an entire butter cow?

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- I mean, isn't tha what makes it so impressive?
  
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- I just assumed it was frozen
  
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Real Americans deep fry butter cows.

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- Don't forget to inject the cheese before you flash fry it.
  
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wait till they find out about chocolate bunnies

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Anything endorsed by Ted Cruz is a little shifty at best.

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Are they still losing it after a year?

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Iowa dairy, amirite?!

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- Wisconsin I believe (or don't believe as the case may be).
  
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Give it to ‘em straight - like a Pear cider made from 100% pears.

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What is a butter cow?

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- See image above
  
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- I am assuming a giant sculpture of a cow that is made out of butter. Probably for a county fair.
  
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  Iowa State Fair, yes.
  
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- Cow, except butter
  
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