3 wk. ago • 98%

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The kid's a natural programmer. Their mind will be blown with 0 indexes

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- As a programmer I’m struggling to see why this makes the kid a potential programmer.
  
  I should clarify that I’m not a good programmer but they pay me.
  
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  Pretty much every professional programmer I've ever met either feels the way you describe in your latter sentence or is convinced they're the best ever. There is rarely an in between.
  
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I am my own favorite person until someone comes along and provides me with a compelling reason to cede the position.

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- Narcissism FTW
  
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  If you can’t love yourself you can’t expect anyone else to bruh
  
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- I'm #4. I don't think anyone's played hard enough to medal yet
  
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On a cynic note, it would be pretty weird to be seriously sad about your toddler saying you were not their favourite person over their mother.

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- honestly I feel bad for the parents though, if the toddler had understanding of what it meant anyway, but like must be a blow to the self esteem to not have one of the parents be position one lol
  
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  if the toddler had understanding
  
  Thats the neat part, they dont. They are lil dum dum goblins. Whoever the favorite person is, changes on a daily, hourly or minute basis.
  
  If they are still saying it as a teenager then maybe be a lil bit sad. But at that point its just a rude thing to say even if true.
  
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  Grandparents. They buy the donuts when the kids sees them at the supermarket, they put the money in the ride things at the mall, and when the kids being a little shit they leave it to the parents to tell them off.
  
  The only way parents take top prize is if the kid forgets they have grandparents (or if they don't have grandparents).
  
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Prob told him mom was your favorite and he took offense.

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