12 mo. ago • 83%

Make sure to toss with olive oil after.

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It costs nothing to never put these words together that way though

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- Good morning you're welcome have a splendid day.
  
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  😭
  
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What a terrible day to be literate

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- Good morning I hope you have the best day and a plate of spaghetti for dinner.
  
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- We need something opposite of the Hank/Bobby Hill meme.
  
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Can I go back to the time before I read this?

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- no but we can track down their location and denazify the area
  
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🤌

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Who would've thought I'd get my full internet dosage so quickly today. Gonna go stick my head in the oven now.

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This sentence is in the library of Babel.

And now here.

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I'm gonna go drink some vodquila to forget this...and maybe everything else while I'm at it...

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- Good afternoon enjoy your day.
  
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The good part is that u dont need to add salt

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- Think of the time saving
  
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What are the odds I see this shit right after having a stent put in....

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- 50/50. You either see it or you don't.
  
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  I don't understand why schools make statistics seem so complicated
  
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- Easier to put the noodle in.
  
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- Omigod I'm so sorry.
  
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  I appreciate it. I'm better now but I found it kind of comical lol
  
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I felt this in my bladder

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- I feel it in my spleen
  
  The Cringe is all around me
  And so the horror grows
  
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- I peed a little.
  
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sounds al dente!

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