Or they're hyperdimensional beings that need all those eyes to see properly across dimensions
55Yeah I suppose they would need another eye for each additional dimension they see, which still justifies the reaction in the comic
12Not really, they'd just need to exist in a dimension above ours. We can readily observe the lower three dimensions of length, width and depth because we exist in the one above that - duration. We can't observe time except by passing through it point by point. A being capable of observing actual timelines would have to do so from a vantage point above them.
The extra eyes and wings are just them being a fucking showoff.
7Or it's like with tails in asia: the more tails, the more cat/fox/….
The more wings and eyes, the more angel.
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Like some sort of acid trip,
"I can see imaginary numbers!"
being somewhat like
"I can taste colors!"6
the predator
20realization that it’s like a toddler’s story….
“yeah, it had like… millions of eyes and wings!”20Meet a hyper dimensional being
Brain turns to mush
Talk like a toddler
Checks out.
15Or maybe a desert villager named Ezekiel with literally zero education and world experiences who was high on drugs saw a peacock which likely escaped from a local traveling merchant cage because those animals come from a fucking jungle, and the idiot couldn't explain what he saw and just attributed it to an angel because he and his religious buddies are all fucking stupid.
8probably a blend
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And the walls were made of a mile thick of gold, and the gates were made of diamond, and, and, and then they started eating the scrolls...
Yep, definitely happened and wasn't the product of funny mushrooms. /s
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If you keep REALLY still god can't see you smoking the devil's lettuce behind the trash cans.
16Turns out we were the predators. They say "be not afraid" because they actually want to talk to that person, not frighten them away from a tasty meal.
16What? Does this make sense or am I unwell?
Why would the angel say "be not afraid" because he wants the predator to chill out and...eat them? Are angels piloted by suicidal, parasitic organisms forcing them to be eaten in order for the predator to spread more parasites?
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Or maybe the biblically accurate angels all have really good eye spots as well that we just assumed were eyes and they are trying to scare off something even worse.
9That's exactly what the meme is trying to say.
28Lemming discovers they possess reading comprehension
5Oh! I thought it was saying that the Angels were what we need to be scared of
5Wait, where early humans eating the angels so they had to evolve‽
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Well you know what they say, god's all seeing.
So if you want to slip out and really get crazy with those Canaanites you got to be able to cover your 6, and your 180, and your 278, might as well also cover your 112 too.
7I respect the level of chill this guy was originally at when the ophanim rolled up on him.
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