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Pythagorean Rule

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Not to be obtuse, but as far as triangles go this is right.

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- That was acute pun.
  
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Excuse me, that is a pyramid he's holding.

Also, I'm surprised there's no pyramid emoji...

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- But a pyramid with a triangular base
  
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  Based
  
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- Oh my god, it's a pyramid scheme!
  
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Every crime is a hate crime when you hate crime.

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The proof is in the pudding inside that carafe.

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- Who puts pudding in a carafe?
  
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  Pythagoras.
  
  Edit: I can't spell.
  
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None of these triangles are right-angle triangles 📐

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- But it’s acute meme.
  
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  Don't be obtuse.
  
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The triangle in the background sky is Pascal's triangle.

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Knowing Pythagoras he was into some pretty freaky stuff with triangles.

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- I feel like there’s a bearded triangle joke here somewhere but I can’t put my finger in on it.
  
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~~Bizarre~~ Equilateral Love Triangle

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"What is it with you and triangles? Everything is triangles! There are problems in life that cannot be solved with triangles"

-- Einstein

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For the uninitiated, this is a quote that James Acaster attributes to Pythagoras in one of the shows from his series, Repertoire. I sadly can't seem to find a clip of it but that's the source

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"Don't trust quotes you find on the internet"

Napoleon Bonaparte
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- Over 90% of quotes attributed to Einstein were never actually said by Einstein.
  
  - Albert Einstein
  
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You could even overdo it, smothering that triangle with clingy affection, as some sort of rare "sacred and perfect" thing, focusing only on some limited types of symmetries... the skin-deep ones.

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Would Pythagoras have liked Hip to Be Square by Huey Lewis and the News or Pink Triangle by Weezer more? 🤔

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