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irreticent @lemmy.world

2 mo. ago • 98%

The Princess and the Pea

24 comments

More to the point, princess, why are you still in a bed that smells like piss?

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- Relax dude, she just figured it out. The next panel is her washing her sheets.
  
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  With her own piss.
  
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  Eww. Imagine you go to lie down and an unknown person has peed on your bed.
  
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  The birds and animals don't come out to help and sing a song? She ain't no princess.
  
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- Maybe in Marioland pee smells like rainbow road or sticky marmalade? It's bad in bed but not a common bad smell.
  
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"Mario! She complained like a true princess!"

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- 'Off with his head!'
  
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“…and why does that piss smell like linguini?”

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Peach is lucky they try The Princess And The Pea and not The Sleeping Beauty.

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- Peach is lucky they try The Princess And The Pea and not The Sleeping Beauty.
  
  Prompt: Princess Peach from Super Mario Bros. The Princess And The Pea. Not The Sleeping Beauty.
  
  Result:
  
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  you've gotta adjust some parameters, man, that's horrendous.
  
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  Huh. So that happened...
  
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Why would you put a pea in her bed to begin with

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- "The Princess and the Pea"
  
  A fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen about a princess who is tested by a pea under twenty mattresses.
  
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  Huh, hadn't heard about that one
  
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Reminded me of this

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"squirt"

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