LMFAO! I just happened to find it today while walking our dog. Obviously the phone is a goner, but it still had a SIM card in it. I tried the SIM card in one of my devices, apparently it was under T-Mobile, but now it's no longer in service.
Industrial lathe, but a crack is merely aesthetic "damage". It's like taking a power drill and scratching the casing of a 3310 and than saying "look at me! I destroyed the 3310. Bow for my power, peasants". The 3310 didn't even register the crack.
A 3310's screen was nothing like those fragile touch sensitive screens we have now.