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PugJesus @lemmy.world

2 mo. ago • 98%

I'd take them over a bear

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I wouldn't try calling Legolas and/or Gimli a man

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- They're both men, but neither of them are Men.
  
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- ~~Why? "Men" seems more apt and inclusive. Trans men can be rapists, too.~~
  
  EDIT: I'm an idiot.
  
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  It's an elf and a dwarf. Not men.
  
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  Groan
  
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  Lol I appreciated your edit
  
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- Just keep Pip away from any cellphones. He goes crazy with them.
  
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- Angry Merry noises
  
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Plot twist: you're an orc.

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Doomslayer, Master Chief, and Gordon Ramsey.

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Regardless of who you are locked in a room with no one should feel safe if they are locked in a room. Being captured isn't safe feeling at all. Although I would feel safer with those three by my side then alone.

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- Unless you're trapped with Goku or Saitama, then it's reverse uno card.
  
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- I'd feel perfectly safe locked in a room with Pavel Durov
  
  (potentially local joke, idk if it's actually known outside Russia)
  
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For a moment I thought Legolas was Aemon Targaryen.

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- Not a rapist. Doesn't murder for ... sport ... I would trust him well enough with myself or anyone I know.
  
  Shit, I thought you said Daemon, but still, either one of them is closer to secretly-an-okay-guy(strictly consent/safety-wise) Johnny Bravo than so, so many of the assholes we have here in the real world.
  
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