6 days ago • 68%

Why were Trump's eyes so small in the debate?

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He was told by Stephen Miller that if he concentrated hard enough, he could kill Harris with his brain. Or poop himself. Whichever came first.

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He’s too vain to wear spectacles so he squints. Combined with the way he screws his face up like a child it makes his facial features look smaller.

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- Great, now I'm gonna need to see a generated image of Trump wearing old lady glasses with the little librarian-style chains like Satan in the South Park Manbearpig update episode.
  
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Bright lights make your pupils shrink

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- Kamala's looked fine. Also Trump's on stimulants so his would probably outdilate that
  
  He definitely opened his eyes up when she brought up crowd sizes
  
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  stimulants make your pupils smaller too
  
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He's trying to do Blue Steel. Or maybe El Tigre.

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Anger.

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Because Covfefe.

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