29ReplyI know this is just a "grass is always greener" because I am horridly burned out at my current gig and it's only getting worse, but damn, I'm really sitting here on my lunch break going "Yeah, gathering fish jizz sounds a whole lot better than going back into this hellhole".
On the other hand, you probably need some marine life education to become the cuddlefish jizzmopper that I certainly lack.
85Replycuddlefish
That's cute actually
16Replynothing to stop you from buying an aquarium and becoming a hobbyist cuttlefish jizzmopper!
51ReplyThey don't want to be a cuttlefish jizmopper. They want to be a cuddlefish jizmopper. Much cozier species.
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I, too, spontaneously ejaculate if I stare at my reflection long enough.
94ReplySpeeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
Jizz in my pants
51Reply"would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. If fuck me so hard"
29ReplyI have to completely avoid mirrors, myself. Walking down a city street on a sunny day is downright hazardous, lest I catch a glimpse of my reflection.
6ReplyImagine the seizure of bliss and horror a carnival house of mirrors with evoke.
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I, too, ejaculate if I stare at your reflection
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I stare at a big, brightly lit rectangle and press little rectangles with my fingers.
I get paid about $0.02 per rectangle press on average. 51ReplyDo the rectangle presses have to form a sort of order? Or can you optimize your pressing by rolling your head on them until the day is over?
34ReplyMost days I feel like it doesn't matter.
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"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."
7ReplyWhen you get the instructions wrong for self love
7ReplyWhen you get the instructions RIGHT for self love
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21ReplyI need a job like this.
13ReplyYou want a job to get cum out of fish?
13ReplyLike this. Not this job. Basic scientific research.
14ReplyYou don't?
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Would he be considered into autoeroticism?
12ReplyNo, he isn't smart enough to recognize himself in a mirror. He just ejaculates whenever he thinks he sees another scuttlefish, hoping it's a female.
25ReplyI don't know if "scuttlefish" was intentional but I love it.
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