"Very well, sir. I will send the documentation for your life unsurance and a copy of your will to xXUltr4k1ll0rsl4y0rXx@hotmail.com and to your wife at sweetiecutiepony@freenet.com"
33I'm guessing life unsurance would just be euthanasia. Or would they pay you if you survived for longer than expected?
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I now have a name@surname.net email, and I feel like a boss everytime I give it to someone
30This is the way. It's way more professional than a freemail account (Yahoo, Gmail, Hotmail, etc)
11I also got myself a surname.me domain for this reason. Now I feel like a boss.
p.s. I'm also a bit scared if the .me domain could be called of by the country,. since it's not a genericTLD, controlled by Montenegro.
6My last name ends in "us", so I have my last name as my full domain (a .us top level). Pretty proud of myself for figuring that out. 😆
6same, I feel lucky to have such an uncommon surname because I easily got the domain lol. there was a short version with the last two letters as the TLD but that was already taken sadly
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me, recognizing this problem at 16, and spending literally like a week coming up with the perfect username
26Your example is pretty amazing, I have seen your username everywhere, assuming it's all the same person.
Meanwhile I have a different one per account. Not even trying to hide my identity, I just can't decide. This is also why I don't have tattoos.
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I was on a conference call with this guy I work with an HR. We had to go on a work trip together and she was getting out contact info for the flight.
She wanted our personal emails due to work email limitations. I just give the first initial last name thing.
The guy I worked with paused for a moment and said…”Iliketurtles” haha I’m pretty sure he made an adult email after that.
14I've been using the same email address for 21 years so far
11Mine's 23 and has a silly name, but it is the key to basically everything by now.
3I got first catch at gmail when it was brand new, a common nickname without any numbers?, never gonna let go of my username.
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Rotvomit reporting for duty!
8I did create another one I use for grown up stuff but I still use a very old email that ends in 'rulez'
7It was Anarchy9999@hotmail.com and I stopped using it about 20 years ago because I forgot the password.
5I'm so glad I made it out of this situation with one I legitimately like
4If only I could still access Optimus_Prime1024x768@msn.com
4The_cool_one_1.
Fun fact, I was not cool
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I'm just glad I started using the internet when my regular name was still available at the popular mail providers back then. Young folks now are pretty much forced to throw in their middle name, nickname, birth year or whatever...
3I can't even remember my first email address. Not the handle or the server. I only remember as far back as Hotmail, which was like the 4th or 5th email I had. Mostly because my Microsoft login still uses that one.
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