Country Musician Put Out of Work by AI Capable of Boot Licking Ten Times Faster
Country Musician Put Out of Work by AI Capable of Boot Licking Ten Times Faster
Up-and-coming country music singer Johnny “Slim” Wilkins saw his dreams of stardom crushed after finding out he was being replaced by an AI songwriter capable of creating bootlicking ballads ten times faster, industry insiders have confirmed.
As of press time, the label was forced to pause the AI songwriter after it wouldn’t stop saying the N-word over and over.
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69Good Onion articles feel like they could be true.
This is an excellent article.
26i've been gettin low-key scared at the creeping inclusion of pop spirituality in the country music i hear these days. I'm talking about the fluff-n-stuff pop-country crap playing on yer supermarket 'radio' not disparaging the genre as a whole.
Marrying pop-country-God to the other pop country mad-libs of jeans, trucks, whiskey, and guns feels like a bridge too far to me for some reason. It's pissing me off and in my experience it is increasing in prevalence.
16And to this, the other “old chestnut” for those that have not had their ears graced by its genius:
6click that link y'all that's Bo Burnham
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Time to trot out this old chestnut:
4https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YWUQg0bqhVw
I couldn't find it on Bo's channel
2I really don't get the attack on these specific regime whores when 99% of the "celebs" are regime whores
-9Cool beans
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