"Mind if I share my Xcrement collection to you?"
23Damn I should make meme from my comment first.
TBH lots of people think about calling it that.
14I saw some similar puns tbh, but I didn't see "Xcrement" yet. On the other hand I've most likely only seen a glimpse of what people came up with...
8Also it is weirdly accurate description of 80% of content there.
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The name "Twitter" isn't much better. In my head, I call users "Twits" if I'm being kind, and something else less polite if they deserve it.
6I've already seen similar puns tbh but I haven't seen "Xcrement" yet (but I don't dare to say that I've seen them all)
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I still think Kisses. (the whole XOXO hugs and kisses thing).
Mainly because Elon is homophobic and would hate the fact that his new platform is just a bunch of people kissing each other.
9Send kisses
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I saw OP putting a brown bag at Musks Door.
This is how it got lightend.
6I heard you can order elephant poop and send it to people as a "special gift"
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Xcretions
6I fully support this idea
5Literal shitposts
4Permanently Deleted
3Nah, I don't. Making fun of it doesn't mean I'm using it. Nor do I encourage using it for multiple reasons (toxic right-wing boomers, centralised corpo network, elon musk as a person, ...)
18A lot of artists and content creators I like refuse to come to the Fediverse, because various stupid reasons.
7I once made a twitter account, because my local radio had a contest where you could only participate through twitter. I managed to participate in the contest (didn't win) and I never looked at twitter or that particular one-off email account again.
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The Xitter has Xcrements in it
3I thought they will be called "Twix"
3Only question left: left or right twix?
Edit: definitely right
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Xeet
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