Guess what this product is without looking up what it is!
Guess what this product is without looking up what it is!
Pomade? I prefer my dapper dan
Edit: it was truly just a guess
61ReplyI use pomade and it surprised me how often its branded like that. I have seen at least three brands that unironically use flaming skeletons. Also I have to say dapper dan is not great (at least the modern kind).
Edit: Apparently the modern kind is the only kind. O Brother just made it up, and someone took the design and made it real in 2011.
34ReplyThat was my guess just based off of the shape of the container.
4ReplyI didn't think that initially, but you're right (I assumed you knew that already). But if anyone else was wondering, it is a pomade.
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It's used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can't catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.
34ReplyThis is the only answer that makes sense.
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Pretty obvious, guys... It's "Cock Grease," it says so right on the label!
30ReplyGuys! This one can read! Get ‘em!!!
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28ReplyBeat me to it. I had a sex wax car air freshener for a while, common enough in Florida but I'm sure it confused people here in Minnesota.
5Replybeat meat to it
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Actually love this stuff
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Snowboard, ski or surfboard wax
22ReplyPetroleum jelly like thing, to protect combs from freezing weather
21ReplyHair product
20ReplyMohawk glue
18Replyold school street punks used toothpaste. works until wet.
7ReplyAnd for a couple of hours, they smelled nice.
12ReplyWood glue or gelatin also works.
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Lol
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Well it's clearly not a sex product (or at least not intended to be). If it was a sex product they would have obviously added the third X - XXXTRA HARD!
17ReplyI'm not googling "cock grease" thank you very much.
13ReplyNever gonna find a value product at low prices with an attitude like that.
4ReplyI however, will.
Ooooooh tab 3 is bookmarked for tonight.
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Looks like a hair product?
12ReplyI'm going to go with some manner of surfboard wax. I mean, we already have "Sex Wax" for that very application.
9ReplyBadminton shuttlecock conditioner?
8ReplyHair gel or protein powder.
6ReplySome sort of performance improving lube?
6ReplyIt's just like elbow grease...
5ReplyGoes well with CockSure
5ReplyFor fun and games in the cockpit?
5ReplyIt's perfect for frying your wieners in.
4ReplyFor your jock.
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