Hey, guys, I think I'm on to something new.

This will likely create a paradigm shift in joinery. Not just wood joining, either. Get ready to see skyscrapers get taller and bridges get longer.

Being serious for a moment, do you want feedback or am I just clearly missing the joke?

I wouldn't put any load on it until it was stained. At least two coats and a sealer.

"I don't think so Tim."

Ah yes finally, crippled table leg

Finally, the Enlongerer.