you need to teach them to put random instances of sleep statements so they can be removed later and you can pretend you optimized the app for your client
49ReplyThis joke's at least 12 years stale
23Replysleep(3.786912e+11)
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Guy can afford 4 laptops but didn't have enough to spare for a shirt?
EDIT: Since I guess it wasn't obvious enough, this is a sarcastic joke, I am not being serious.
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39ReplyYou laugh but this is called fiscal responsibility
28ReplyI mean I am not making fun of him, that is indeed average coder priorities.
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The server racks behind the camera make it really hot.
11ReplyI knew someone was gonna get butthurt over not wearing a shirt lol who cares
8ReplyI sit shirtless on my computer as it heats the air, specially noticable in summer. Can't imagine being around 4 at once
6ReplyOh, I think I can help you: Don't sit on top of your computer, that's the part that gets hot, especially in summer
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This place was so chill for the first few weeks, now people out here downvoting blatantly obvious and benign humor
4ReplyWelcome to Reddit 2 I guess.
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“Quit printing
baNaNa
in your JS console!” 10ReplyI like the stickers on the 3rd kid's tough book, that's a nice touch
7ReplyAnother child labor/being poor is hilarious meme. So funny.
-6Reply?? not understanding the joke ??
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