Nothing beats the Four Seasons press conference.
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Coachella is a town not just a music festival. Also it’s in the Coachella Valley. Just fyi. Fuck trump
86Yeah, I don't get the point of this post. Even if it was the same place, it's just a field when the festival is not on, there's nothing special about it.
3Yes, that’s the point of the post. Trump and his campaign staff could not have tried harder to imply they were using the Coachella festival grounds for Trump’s “100k” event but it actually took place at a random shithole in the Coachella valley that’s a fraction of the size. But thank you for explaining it a second time and for including another map, the first one clearly wasn’t enough to illustrate the point that Coachella is a place in California and not just the name of a music festival.
51Thanks for the clarification! Never heard of the place or the festival. Or the trump rally, for that matter. Also fuck OP for being an obnoxious prick to you in response to this useful clarification
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oohh my god, I was scrolling so fast that I thought this was a San Andreas map
16It's a deep cut, so not many will get it, but this reminds me of Bonaroo South by from "Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell"
He knows that! He wants you to headline Coachella AND the shit farm!
30I once typed this setup for a completely unrelated joke:
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?"
And a friend punchlined me by answering:
"Coachella"
8What are the tight winding lines? Suburbs, parking lots?
2Urban sprawl. Rows of identical homes with pointlessly twisty roads connecting them
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best place to spread shit no?
5Quick look at the locations... it looks like the place trump had his get together is regularly used as overflow parking for the Coachella festival. Best guess from the satellite view.
2What exactly is meant by "manure farm" here? If they mean "farm that fertilizes with manure" then that's a weird jeer since it's not uncommon.
Also an 80 year old man doing this sounds hysterical.
To staffers - What do the kids like nowadays? What's that? Go chella? Yeah give me a gochella rally next
-11A manure farm is exactly what the name implies, they produce and manage (farm) manure from livestock for agricultural use. It’s not a “weird jeer” it’s just an accurate description of the property where the rally was hosted.
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