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Trump: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years

theonion.com When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years

My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple tip that’s guaranteed to pick you up and get you back in good spirits in no time, and here it is: Whe...

Thanks, Onion, that does make me feel better.

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