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theonion.com When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years

My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple tip that’s guaranteed to pick you up and get you back in good spirits in no time, and here it is: Whe...

Thanks, Onion, that does make me feel better.

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Google asks [US] 9th Circuit for emergency stay, says Epic ruling ‘is dangerous’
  • The timeline is absolutely ridiculous considering the scale at which Google play operates. However I otherwise don't feel a bit sorry for them. It's probably a foreign experience to most of the Google team to have a competitive challenge and if they are up to it they'll be fine. If not, I guess that's the free market at work...

    (Also, is it Epics entire business model to just sue their way into relevance? I'm happy to see the big tech firms squeal but seriously it's like Epic wants their entire brand to be about suing competitors.)

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  • gizmodo.com FTC Finalizes Rule That Makes It Easy to Cancel Unwanted Subscriptions

    Subscription providers will be required to inform customers what they're signing up for, obtain customer consent, and provide clear mechanisms to cancel.

    God bless the FTC.

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    Defunding planned parenthood would affect much more than abortion
  • Okay, but saying we are doing one dumb thing but justifying it by saying 'well we already are doing these other dumb/horrible things guess the whole system is broken' is simply giving up on the whole concept of organized government.

    There is no government anywhere in the world, now or any time in history, that has done everything perfectly. But individual improvements to human rights and protections get us closer than just throwing ones hands up when it isn't perfect out of the gate.

    We still fight stupid ideas like basically everything JD Vance has ever said because those ideas move us in the wrong direction. Defeating his idiocy doesn't make everything else perfect but it sure as hell keeps it from getting worse, and hopefully makes it easier to make more positive changes in the future.

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    Man learns he’s being dumped via “dystopian” AI summary of texts
  • Tmobile does it as a service but it's a paid one and inconsistent in accuracy. I had it for free as part of a plan for a while and told them no thanks to an additional charge. Not sure it's worth paying $5/month.

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    Bop Spotter: "a box high up on a pole somewhere in the Mission. Inside is a crappy Android phone, set to Shazam constantly, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It's solar powered, and the mic is pointed
  • This is right on the line of creepy surveillance and interesting public art project. I kind of like the idea but not a fan of the fact that it's recording in stealth. I wish it were more transparent about it. Most people wouldn't care anyway and it removes some of the discomfort of listening in on a bunch of strangers.

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    Live Service Game Horizon Online Reportedly Guerrilla’s Next Project, Horizon 3 ‘Might Be a Ways Off’
  • Yep, happened to Arcane Austin. Redfall was a disaster because Bethesda couldn't wrap their heads around the fact that Arcane made (awesome) single player games and not MMOs. Hopefully history won't repeat itself.

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    Fidelity has cut its estimate of X's value by 79% since Musk's purchase
  • A part of me thinks that some of this is deliberate- like once it was clear he was going to have to follow up with the twitter deal the places/people that funded him did so on the condition that he tank it.

    I know that's insane but I really am struggling to see how anyone could commit this many public fuckups unintentionally.

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    Host of Miss Korea apologises for ‘inappropriate question’ about deepfake
  • Wow wtf. Their apology doesn't even hint at one of the biggest problems in the question, that people shouldn't be aspiring to become "better" AI-generated versions of themselves. What kind of dick asks people to even consider that?

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  • It also sucks for the hiring manager who has to interview candidates they know they won't hire just to stick to the process. It's a waste of everyone's time.

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    De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
  • Hey, you all gave it your best shot, but it looks like it’s a little harder than you thought to run a candidate who won’t be a national fucking disgrace, doesn’t it?” >

    It's unfortunate that this rings true to many cities.

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  • From the wiki article :

    Perelman resigned from his research post in Steklov Institute of Mathematics and in 2006 stated that he had quit professional mathematics, owing to feeling disappointed over the ethical standards in the field. >

    Anybody have any idea what the ethical standards might be that he's referring to? Not sure if there's a scandal or something or just an overall sense of displeasure with the field.

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    Inside Annapurna Interactive's Mass Walkout: Internal Politics, the Surprise Remedy Deal, and Why It All Happened - IGN
  • It's hard to believe that Annapurna leadership (and Ellison specifically) are surprised by this. It reads like Ellison is known for backing out of deals or simply not honoring them. Why should the staff believe she would honor a spinoff deal?

    Hope the team is able to get something off the ground.

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    Mental hell
  • I agree with other replies here with one addition. People who get into grad school are generally the high achievers from their high school and undergrad programs, so they are used to being the only or one of few star students. In PhD programs everyone is a star student, so it can be a bit jarring to folks used to being head of the class when they suddenly aren't.

    It can cause a bit of jealousy and competitive thinking but most of the time students get past it and focus simply on enduring the gauntlet.

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    Robinson under pressure to withdraw from gubernatorial race
  • The article doesn't specify, but what kind of 'activity on adult websites' is damaging to the point that a candidate would be pressed to drop out?

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    More than 100 GOP national security officials endorse Harris
  • This is nice and all, but I don't know that it means a whole lot. There are few stakes for the people coming out to endorse Harris now. They don't work in govt roles, hold position in a political organization or an elected office.

    The rank and file GOP (who are running for reelection now or in 2-4 years) are still sticking to the party line and the approved narrative. When they start flipping then it will be real news.

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    Google Search To Show If An Image Is AI Generated, Edited Or Taken With Camera.
  • It's of course troubling that AI images will go unidentified through this service (I am also not at all confident that Google can do this well/consistently).

    However I'm also worried about the opposite side of this problem- real images being mislabeled as AI. I can see a lot of bad actors using that to discredit legitimate news sources or stories that don't fit their narrative.

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    'All good here': Last messages revealed from Titan submersible before implosion: Coast Guard
  • My God what hubris. Rush had so many chances to pause the dive or work on a redesign and ignored it. I can't imagine the fear of being 3000+ feet below and hearing the first cracks of the hull as it starts to implode. Hope it was fast.

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    Half in the Bag: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
  • I loved the original, and enjoyed this one. It was a respectable sequel, especially given how most sequels are hot garbage. Worth a watch if you enjoyed the original movie. Not necessarily theater worthy, but it was pretty great to hear the original Danny Elfman theme playing in the theater during the intro.

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  • www.eurogamer.net Tango Gameworks and Hi-Fi Rush acquired by PUBG's Krafton, following Microsoft's studio closure in May

    PUBG publisher Krafton has acquired developer Tango Gameworks and Hi-Fi Rush, marking its first "significant investment" in the Japanese video game market.

    Finally some good news on a studio closure. So glad for the team at Tango they found someone to take them on.

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    mashable.com Australian breaker Raygun becomes an instant viral hit at 2024 Paris Olympics

    When the world needed a good meme, Raygun delivered in spades.

    If you haven't watched the olympic break dancing competition, do yourself a favor and check it out. The woman competing for Australia might be the best thing I've seen so far.

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    www.androidauthority.com End of an era: Nova Launcher's parent company lays off practically everyone

    Layoffs have reduced the Nova Launcher from twelve members to just a single one man team. What does this mean for the launcher's future?

    So, anybody know a good launcher to use once Nova goes offline?

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    www.gamesindustry.biz Humble Games devs told "company is shutting down"

    Update, 8.59pm: Humble Games has confirmed whilst it is undergoing restructuring, the company is "not shutting down" an…

    Left the original title from the article for consistency, but article suggests that they may not be shutting down and are instead restructuring.

    36 employees were laid off.

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    www.theonion.com Democrats Panic After Kamala Harris Ages 40 Years In Single Night

    WASHINGTON—Arriving for a campaign strategy session with the vice president and staring in disbelief at her frail, hunched-over form, top Democratic Party officials reportedly began panicking Monday after they discovered Kamala Harris had aged 40 years in a single night. “What the hell happened to h...

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    phys.org Smell of human stress can affect dogs' emotions, leading them to make more pessimistic choices

    Dogs experience emotional contagion from the smell of human stress, leading them to make more 'pessimistic' choices, new research finds. The University of Bristol-led study, published in Scientific Reports on 22 July, is the first to test how human stress odors affect dogs' learning and emotional st...

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    www.digitaltrends.com Your favorite video game doesn't need a remake | Digital Trends

    The video game industry is in the midst of a remake craze, but does every classic game really need one?

    Curious about y'alls opinions on this. I like the idea of getting new people to experience an older game by aligning it to modern graphics and accessibility standards. But capitalizing on nostalgia with quick updates to that make it look modern rather than making new games seems like just more of studios trying to squeeze money out of us.

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    www.nytimes.com No Tables for Anyone Under 30 at This St. Louis-Area Restaurant

    Customers generally support Bliss Caribbean Restaurant’s ban on male customers under 35 and women under 30. But some legal experts say there may be a problem.

    Anybody tried Bliss?

    Archive link

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    time.com Gina Rinehart’s Unflattering Portrait—and Reputation With Indigenous Australians

    Australia’s wealthiest person comes under the microscope after unsuccessfully trying to get the National Gallery to remove a painting of her by an acclaimed Aboriginal artist.

    Thought you all might find this interesting. I like this artist, but can imagine seeing oneself portrayed this way could be jarring.

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    So excited to consolidate my mess of drives and get a big boost to my storage.

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    hard-drive.net Obsidian Announces a Much Better Fallout Show

    IRVINE, Calif. — With the release of Amazon’s TV adaptation of the Fallout game series being a huge success, Obsidian Entertainment has officially announced their…

    If only...

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    hard-drive.net Obsidian Announces a Much Better Fallout Show

    IRVINE, Calif. — With the release of Amazon’s TV adaptation of the Fallout game series being a huge success, Obsidian Entertainment has officially announced their…

    If only...

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    www.wired.com DuckDuckGo Is Taking Its Privacy Fight to Data Brokers

    Privacy-focused company DuckDuckGo is launching a tool to remove data from people-search websites, a VPN, and an identity theft restoration service.

    Curious about everyone's thoughts on this.

    Archive link : https://archive.is/Ql81V

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    qz.com JPMorgan Chase is about to let advertisers target customers based on their spending

    Chase Media Solutions will allow advertisers to market to Chase bank customers based on first-party financial data

    If you're considering opening a Chase account, here's some food for thought.

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    hard-drive.net God Announces Easter Weekend Double XP for all Churchgoers

    HEAVEN – In a desperate plea to get gamers into pews, the Almighty Father has announced double XP for all churchgoers this upcoming Easter weekend.…

    Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

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    mashable.com Texas says goodbye to Pornhub — and hello to the top 10 VPNs

    Searches for "Texas VPN" jumped by 1,750 percent.

    From the article: "Unsurprisingly, this skyrocketed searches for the best VPNs. According to a SlashGear report sent to Mashable, searches for "Texas VPN" jumped by 1,750 percent in the past day. It also spotted a 1,600 percent increase for the phrase "How to access Pornhub.""

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