I was gonna say the cum at my market is $5.75. Regardless, it’s way more expensive than pre-Covid pricing. I miss the “2 for $5” special at the Kum and Go. Grab that and a soda and I was set. 👍🏻
Nope. It falls into the same category as milk or eggs.
Now if you're vegan for ethical reasons because you object to the exploitation of animals, you might make an exception on the grounds that cum is usually very enthusiastically given, but then again free range dairy cows are always very enthusiastic about milking time too, so you'll have to be a bit more nuanced than that and include informed consent or something.