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U.S. Deploys Socially Awkward Men Along Border To Deter Migrants

theonion.com U.S. Deploys Socially Awkward Men Along Border To Deter Migrants

The White House issued a new executive order aiming to deter migrants by stationing hundreds of socially awkward men at the southern border. Immigration officials believe the men’s off-putting demeanor and strained attempts at conversation could curb illegal border crossings by 30%.

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