My girlfriend had computer RAM in her purse. That is now why she is my wife.
5You never know when Chrome will strike. Smart lady
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My ex-wife literally had every one of these except the P.T. Cruiser, for real. I always hated smoking from her purse bong because she never had water in it so I had to use the ketchup.
5Bong and blowtorch, but no dabbing tool? 🤔
1So - that's why it hurts so hard to get hit by one!
1The ketchup container isn't even that unrealistic. I've met women that will pull out their own condiments. I'd go as far as to say it's a massive green flag for me. Please share that purse sriracha, miss.
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I read the r in purses as an s at first but the joke still worked
5I did the same. Was totally confused about the Geode.
The bong I got though.
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Unrealistic; master locks require no more than a rake to open
38I once knew a woman who kept a lock picking set in her purse. She used it a few times when we were at the beach after sundown and the bathrooms were locked before we got there. She was the real transgender bathroom menace.
45That woman sounds like the hero we need.
2Those devious trans women are... going into bathrooms when there's nobody there?
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Me trying to figure out what to drop from my inventory.
21Yeah what if i tell you i keep woman's purse in my cargo pant, which i gonna pull out another pair of cargo pant from that purse?
20This sounds like it’s gonna end with a portal to the astral sea
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Purse of Holding
13The bong, gently used hot dogs ketchup bottle and lock picking set and possibly blow torch?? are all for self pleasure. The car is for cooperative pleasure, the amethyst Geo is for astrology and signs and shit.
18I've clearly been doing the purse thing all wrong
13Ladies, You whip out a 100 pack of tube meats from your purse.....I'll marry you.
8I'm not a woman, but I'm always down for a good weenie roast, watch:
You're a disappointment to your parents, and need to get your life together
5(inconsolable) How could you do this?
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I knew a woman who really loved meat, and while she wouldn't carry a 100 pack of hotdogs for eating, she would carry that volume of meat in her purse.
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Well, of course. Abigail isn't going to walk around without a little snack in her purse.
6also like three pocket knives
5by god if I could have a hundred hotdogs at the ready every day, safe to eat and tasty, I'd do it and so would you
5Vegetarian/vegan hotdogs are great for this, since they can last fine without refrigeration for a decent amount of time. When I was a kid my parents would always pack them when we went camping, take a packet out of the freezer on the way out, pop in one of those soft cooler bags, by lunchtime they're thawed and good to go, and if you have any left, they'll still be good for dinner! No cooking should be needed (always double check the packet though), just some condiments, or even a tin of baked beans to make a meal of it.
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