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Mentally Broken Nation Starts Dressing, Speaking Like Frank Sinatra

theonion.com Mentally Broken Nation Starts Dressing, Speaking Like Frank Sinatra

WASHINGTON—Sinking deep into the blissful delusion that they were the “Chairman of the Board,” residents of the mentally broken nation reportedly began dressing and speaking like Frank Sinatra on Wednesday. In what appeared to be an increasingly bizarre coping mechanism, the deeply unwell Americans—...

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