Actually, it sounds like you were lawfully arrested.
34No way he's getting 7 years just for using a passport as ID and not having plates. What did he do?
30The "passport" is the fake American State National passport that they, no word of a lie, get from a moonshine distillery equipment website.
41I would be outstanding warrants are a part of it.
19Soverie forgot to mention the pound of meth in the backseat.
18well the police stopped him 7 times while he was driving
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I really like this one. It takes us right up to the threshold of prison time. Icing on the cake would be a courtroom video, but I don't really need it. We all know how it goes.
22They should just get specialists into court proceedings with these people to just bombard them with the most complex legalese in absolute detail.
18They already do. They’re called “lawyers”
27I meant in addition to the lawyer ... the added specialist would just be some kind of academic with a great detailed knowledge of archaic laws and regulations who could just cite obscure codes, legalese, regulations and explanations going all the way back to Ancient Greece and the Babylonians - their job would be just to calmly answer back to the Sovcit with ever more complex explanations and jargon.
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Doesn't work. Trying to parse a sentence that is more than ten words in length, their brain would just throw an OutOfMemoryException, output a bunch of "I do not consent" lines, and immediately return to the index page of Black's Law Dictionary.
6You are lucky if they can provide a PD who reads at a 6th grade level
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Sucks to suck.
9Take out this trash.
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