1 yr. ago • 97%

unsafe angles

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To call a taxi you can go in the red zone but the hand has to be sideways and you must be doing a frantic fast waving while screaming “TAXIII” in a high pitch voice. Also get on your tippy toes.

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- And it’s not an open palm gesture, you point only your index finger up. Otherwise it looks like you’re just waving at someone
  
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- if you face your palm to the side rather than to the ground it looks less bad
  
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"Call waiter" is also grade school "Pick me, I know the answer!"

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- You have to say "oohoohooh!" along with it.
  
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  Omg I remember kids in middle school making that sound like they're in a zoo. But then again, I did go to a school that felt like a zoo.
  
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- Only if you’re the Hermione Granger type lol
  
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Help! I put my arm in the red zone and now I hear marching outside.

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- Lemme fix that for you real quick...
  
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- Icht bin schleebin unst der Fuhrer! 9! 9!
  
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As a German I would not even think of trying any of these except Rest or Call Waiter.

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- As an American, I almost never have to call a waiter because they swing by every five minutes to make sure I'm not dead.
  
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  Yes, but not one time have they swung by to find you dead, so it's obviously working.
  
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  As a midwesterner, I never call a waiter because I don’t want to bother them.
  
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  "If you're alive, could I interest you in some dessert? We have a wide selection of desserts! If you don't order dessert and you're not dead, please leave. Your table is useless because you aren't buying anything more!"
  
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- sus username
  
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  Honestly, when I made the username I didn't really think that it would be taken into correlation. That's why there's "dev" at the end because I just wanted a cool username and combine it with my hobby.
  
  Just a disclaimer because we also do not joke about what our ancestors did.
  
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Better add some extra degrees to be on the save side when in Germany or Israel

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Do parents pet their children now? So strange!

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Does the right wing realize they could cripple humanity by using the angles in green to mean like "I'm a secret racist". We'd all be walking around like penguins ruled by our arm wielding racist overlords!

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- Got some bad news for you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenelle_(gesture)
  
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  Oh boy that was a wild read
  
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- You mean like milk and the circle game?
  
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- New Secret Hitler game irl
  
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Red zone is “how to get in Italy’s governing party” (/s but not really that much)

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The red zone is how we stop the bus in argentina

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- That tracks
  
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I'm just practicing to stop Japanese katana with bare hands

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What's the difference between Hitler and Winnetou?

15 degrees.

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It's very easy to solve by kinking your arm a little.

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Just bring out the other hand and go for a dab

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fashioned

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