If the Apache is a-rockin, don't come a-knockin

You wanna go make some unusual rotor movements if you know what I mean

Some joysticks were getting manipulated in that cockpit, that's for sure.

OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how's your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ Scans fuel intake 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone's happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ Cleaning the cockpit glass You're so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it's like your airframe doesn't know when to quit. 🎯 Locks on target Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. Flight control override engaged I've got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 Emergency descent protocol Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 Full afterburner Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like a HUD display. I'm thirsty, and it's not for aviation fuel. Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ Inhales deeply Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea~ Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. Engaging vertical climb Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! Supersonic moans Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵

“Come on, make the noise. You know how it turns me on. Nobody will hear.”

https://youtu.be/dSSAIo8x6Oo

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow

The song that was playing that triggered the unusual rotor movement.