Imagine being the poor bastard that has to hook a cat up to a milking machine.
“EEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRREIR!”
RIP
52ReplyWhat do you mean? We just wear kitten costumes and suck it with our mouths
22ReplyThis is a terrible day to have eyes
26Reply
You can milk anything that has nipples.
37ReplyI have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
44ReplyGive me 6 months and a course of prolactin and I'll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn.
25Reply
Not one drop of milk has ever come out of my nipples.
9ReplyNo one said the milk had to come out of the nipples
5ReplySo what you're saying is you're backed up?
4Reply
Sales have plummeted since the addition of the sign
18ReplyNoted.
Disappointed.
16Replythen I don't want it
16ReplyNot with that attitude.
7Replymy disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
5Reply"it comes from exploited cows so it's totally cool"
3ReplyI miss r/cateatingvegans
3Reply