If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?

If you drive a Toyota in reverse you're still a Toyota!

yer mom is a bus

Me: "but Subaru doesn't make buses, dad. and you can't be a bus, they aren't sentient. how would mom even birth a bus?"

Dad: "no you see, Subaru backwards i-"

Me: "this is why mom left you"

Halo announcer: "Betrayal!"

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Ok fine... heh

Subaru is Japanese so it's actually rubasu.

if you drive a toyota in reverse you're a goin backwards