Some barista's got jokes
Some barista's got jokes
What kind of a charmed life do you have to have lived for this to be the most disrespectful thing you've experienced? This person clearly has no siblings and was home schooled. Or maybe Chris is the son of a powerful Mafia boss.
I probably wouldn't be able to say that's the most disrespectful thing to happen to me today.
23Or maybe it's this weird new thing that the kids are doing nowadays. I think they call it "humor"? I've also heard them call it a "joke" as well.
that might be it.
56That's "Uh Chris" to you.
12I wonder if his friends can him "Chris" or "Uh."
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I know right?
I got "Margo with a T" once. :(
21Marto? /eye-roll
6Targo
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At least that's correct, technically. Unless it was coffee.
3It's respectful gesture to never assume. When someone says it's "Margo with a T", it's "Margo with a T". Do not argue, do not change, do not assume!
2/s?
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Garlic Boursin Sausage
16Is it that season again?
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Those brown sugar oatmilk shaken espressos slap pretty hard, NGL
12How is that called an espresso?
People make distinctions on sugar now?
What is a blond espresso?
So many questions..
3Yeah the name doesn't reflect it's true nature. I think technically it would be an oatmilk latte?
Aside from regular white refined sugar, our stores sell light brown sugar and dark brown sugar. They're not as refined and have the brown color due to the molasses that's present. The molasses changes the flavor profile of the brown sugars. They're used a lot in baking desserts because of the extra flavor the molasses imparts.
Blonde espresso is called that at Starbucks because they use a lighter roasted coffee bean, as opposed to a darker roasted bean.
3They call it espresso because it sounds cool and that's why they can charge more. It's not an espresso.
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Glad I am not the only one! Sadly it depends on who makes it. I've had incredible and barely drinkable ones.
3I recently had a devoted Starbucks employee explain to me the difficulty in training new people on shaken expressos.
They are.. a point of contention it seems.
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Website says only 120 calories, I always thought those iced drinks were way more.
1I have never been to a Starbucks, but that sounds awesome.
1Mine was super separated, so I had ice water at the top and goop at the bottom, unless I vigorously shook it before each sip.
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That batista treated them with utmost respect. It ain't every day that you open a treasure chest, find a mimic, and get smacked so hard you level up.
10Like Becky
8Are you not blonde?
4I'm sorry ... What tf is a "blonde espresso" and since when does it come in a 32oz cup?? That's the real shame...
4It's a brown sugar shaken espresso. The shortened words aren't hard to figure out. Espresso shots can be made regardless of the roast, which is in this case a light roast (blonde espresso). Sure, less traditional, but you can pull shots with any coffee you desire. In this drink, there are several shots shaken with a bit of brown sugar, cinnamon, and ice, served topped with a splash of oatmilk. (It looks like the milk has mixed in over time of being carried.)
A shakerato (shaken espresso) is a real type of coffee drink. Lmao.
Also, if this looks like a 32oz cup to you, you need to open your eyes. 32oz does not fit in the palm of one's hand unless they have much larger than average hands.
Edit: the Gr apparently stands for grande. In Starbucks language: 16oz. Lmao.
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Mm Guy
3Why do you disrespect yourself like that, Chris?
2I don't get it.
1Not much to get. Dude got asked his name, said "uh, Chris", and they printed the "uh" on the receipt to mock him.
32The name is written "uh Chris" because the guy presumably forgot his own name and the barista was making fun of him for that
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