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7mo ago

Intel

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Hyperthread the CEOs for maximum throughput
- They got rid of hyperthreading in Gen 15.
  
  We can discuss that option after we have minimum 8 P-CEOs and 10 E-CEOs
  
  The SPECTRE of multithreading is known to cause Intel to MELTDOWN. Not for ME, that's for sure.
  At least somebody else was RYZEN to the challenge.
  Sorry I'll go now.
- Na, just say your going to have two CEO’s to work twice as fast but really just give one CEO Twice as much work.

Does such a bad job yet I’m sure leaves with a golden parachute worth more than I’ll make in my lifetime.

Nah, it'll stop at four for a confusingly long amount of time after AMD hits about 8 to 16 co-CEOs

Ah, gimme more’s law.

How this company could fumble their lead is truly impressive

Literally an office episode. Satire is reality

Reminds me of that South Park bit about XBox, when Gates shows up to Retire a noncompetitive CEO.

Two CEOs have been installed to solve some pipeline contention issues.

Trump will need to up those subsidies

I guess they're just following the logic of the DOGE.

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