Put what? Put it where? Where are we? I am very confused.
43The room is dark.
A female human is bent over, ready to accept the penis of a male human.
The female human lets the male human know that he can put it "anywhere he wants," meaning she has been given permission to the male human to insert his penis into either the vaginal or anal cavity of the female human.
He then spends the rest of the comic pointing out the atrocities of the proposition.
Please, let me know if I need to explain further.
104I mean, I got the joke while reading the comic, but your breakdown was so thorough that I am highly interested in seeing how you can break it down further. Please... Continue.
46I genuinely didn't think it was about sex. I just thought it was some kinda avant-garde thing.
32Keep going, I'm so close...
26There isn't enough detail to say one is a female and the other is male, just that one person has 2 holes and y'know transpeople and all that
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Found the virgin
7Good for you.
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leaves the room, drives across town, and sticks it in the library book return
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what about the secret third thing?
11The trick is to ask what order to do each.
10There's a clear order for hygiene reasons
35I hate it when I get chocolate all up in my vanilla.
12In an order that would surprise you!
Ass mouth vag
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