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paxen @lemmy.world

1 wk. ago • 94%

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Source: https://davecontra.com/comics/condoms

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He started using the condoms instead of empty Mt. Dew bottles after he mistook one for a fresh bottle of Mt. Dew.

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- Infinite dew exploit.
  
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The Story of the Asmongold

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Terrible Day to have eyes.

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Man Dr. Katz really sunk low after his tv show was canceled

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- Living his best life after his son Ben really came through as that real estate investor.
  
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I don't get it

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- The implication is that he's buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex.
  
  In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can't be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.
  
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  Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.
  
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  He must just call his mom to run down with a toilet for him to shit just like Cartman in South Park
  
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- He's a machine that turns mountain dew into piss balloons, and the cashier is rightfully impressed.
  
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