Banana rules

I’m a millennial. We only eat the bananus.

Something a little odd about something telling me how to eat it in a literal way

Funny, but this is opposite. The drawings head is the bananus. You hold it by the handle and open the square end.

Everyone should learn this earlier.

I ate the bananus once and now I eat ass. It could happen to you

I peel the banana from the other end so the bananus is at the top. It tastes different that way.

It's actually the banussy

Why

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That's literally the first part I eat

You can eat the skin --- it makes a good vegan pulled pork base (lots of recipes online).

I don't eat Bananas at all.

Worst mistake of my life