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Banana rules

30 comments

I’m a millennial. We only eat the bananus.

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- I'm gen z. We're too broke to eat bananas :(
  
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  It's a banana. What could it cost, ten dollars?
  
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  I'm between millennial and gen z, so I randomly became allergic to bananas -_-
  
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I ate the bananus once and now I eat ass. It could happen to you

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You can eat the skin --- it makes a good vegan pulled pork base (lots of recipes online).

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It's actually the banussy

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- bapacka balunch!
  
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Something a little odd about something telling me how to eat it in a literal way

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- /c/vore
  
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If you want to follow them on Mastodon, here ya go

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I peel the banana from the other end so the bananus is at the top. It tastes different that way.

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- I split mine in two. It's easy but makes you look like a badass. A banana splitting badass.
  
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Funny, but this is opposite. The drawings head is the bananus. You hold it by the handle and open the square end.

Everyone should learn this earlier.

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- Maybe it's not a handle but the zip pull. 💭
  
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  For reference: https://stellinamarfa.com/fruits/what-is-the-correct-end-to-open-a-banana/
  
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Why

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That's literally the first part I eat

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- I'm also proud that I eat banan-ass.
  
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I don't eat Bananas at all.

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Worst mistake of my life

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