Have you ever considered a career in sales, because you sound like a fine gentleman who works is sales.
28Reply"The $200 I found in her purse earlier."
22Reply"Entrepreneur" ahh mentality
30Replyahh mentality
Yes of course
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I'm an atheist so I would just tell her that it's her god's plan to lose that money and just accept it.
23ReplyWho said she's not also an atheist? The woman was just outside the mall crying, the person who "found $200" is the one who is praising a god.
65ReplyIt’s obvious she’s not an atheist because they never cry. Ever.
15ReplyI guess I misread that and responded too quickly, Miles.
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"On this day, i am euphoric because I was a dick to a stranger."
26Reply*tips fedora*
5ReplyAnd not because of any phony god's blessing.
1ReplyGod I wish there was a God.
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Wow, this epic Chad redditor watches Rick and Morty!
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#mutualaid
9ReplySo shines a good deed in a weary world.
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