You're only allowed to pick one
You're only allowed to pick one
Where is reading a book by yourself while alien women throw themselves at you a la Picard?
51What about some Klingon foreplay?
26This IS sex!
8Quark can tell you all about that
4That's some vanilla shit.
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I'm here to read, not to breed
18He has an elegant confidence
6Interesting kink
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22This scene haunts me
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There are two kinds of people in this thread; People that pick #6, and liars.
21Six is the obvious answer but I need to know how good at trombone Odo is before I give a concrete answer.
7Choosing 6 actually gets you 1-6 + ∞... so, yeah.
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8 Oo-mox from Moogie
18Honestly, I could use some holographic hands on my knotted back and neck muscles... minus the erotic part.
18Emergency Medical Holograms are not programmed to adjust the eroticism inherent in a medical massage. However, we can provide you with a reference on meditation that may assist you in calibrating how erotic you find the experience.
22Holy crap I read that in his voice
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I prefer A Date with Tom
17RIP to your back.
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Feels like the perfect time to remind people that this trading card exists:
16This is quality content.
10- Hands down.
"Let's go again, but this time be one of those things Worf had as a pet."
10It's not beastiality when the targ is actually a changeling.
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9Also he's banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.
I think that implies something about Tom enjoying being subjugated/in pain, but I'm not one to judge.
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Definitely 6
9Ah yes, getting boozy and oozy.
9It's not even close!
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7 All of the above
8“…or you could go on a trip to Risa with-“
“That one! Number 4! Final answer! Risa is the place!”
6The Risa episode with Worf was awful. It made him look like an asshole. The part that explained it was because of the trauma he suffered was so poorly executed it was kinda just brushed off. Also the very idea of trying to enforce morality on a planet dedicated to hedonism is extremely stupid.
The only redeeming part of the entire thing is when Leeta reveals she broke up with Julian because she was into Rom.
5What about licking the head spooooooon clean
4I could always use a good massage.
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