Enfamil Develops Tranquilizing Baby Formula with Help from Large Animal Veterinarians [SATIRE]
Enfamil Develops Tranquilizing Baby Formula with Help from Large Animal Veterinarians [SATIRE]
www.tattletaletimes.com Enfamil Develops Tranquilizing Baby Formula with Help from Large Animal Veterinarians
In an unprecedented move in the infant care industry, Enfamil, a leading infant formula manufacturer, has just announced the release
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a revolutionary baby formula that boasts military-grade animal tranquilizers to ensure babies sleep for a questionably unhealthy 18 hours straight!
I'd like a dose for myself, please
14ReplyI didn't read this was satire the first go around and I started to get very concerned :P
9Replyi wish this were true
9ReplyFlying would be so much better.
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I caught this while scrolling and was momentarily shocked to see an ad. Glad I was wrong.
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