11 mo. ago • 97%

She speaks from the fart

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Unironically philosophical

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Farts are universally funny. Like sex jokes, they transcend time and language.

In fact, the oldest joke we have discovered was a fart joke:

Something which has never occurred since time immemorial... A young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.

Compare that to a different joke from about 200 years later:

A dog entered into a tavern and said, 'I cannot see anything. I shall open this one

It doesn't matter where or when you're from, nor does it matter what language you speak, farts are funny and will continue to be funny forever.

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If I find your farts funny then I'm scaling the current level of joy per fart. We can have an import / export scheme. My gross domestic product is outrageous.

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- Fart Vandalay.
  
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- Are you suggesting something like the tin cans with a string in the middle, but replacing the string with a hose. We're gonna need some government subsidies on our farts because eventually one of us is going to overproduce and kill the other in a horrific explosion.
  
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  ... Fart-splosion? What a way to go.
  
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I always blame mine on the cat.

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- I blame mine on the hamsters.
  
  I had to gradually buy about 95 to make it seem plausible but I got there in the end.
  
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  The great thing that 95 hamsters and farting so much that you need 95 hamsters have in common is that visitors already know exactly what they're in for based on the smell.
  
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God I love this comment section

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Same logic applies to murder.

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- Who said murder wasn't funny?
  
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  Idk! You can't even spell slaughter without laughter
  
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not necessarily the same number of farts though. think about it; if you are known as being pro-fart and think farts are funny, farters are going to gravitate to you and are going to fart at you. if you're vehemently anti-fart and make that clear to people around you, they won't feel comfortable farting around you. these fart lovers ain't tricking me again. keep your bodily gasses to yourself at all times

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- One could argue if you have those "not playing along" vibes in general on top of the flatulophobia, they might go out of their way to keep them in and seek you out just for extra fun. Behold how the funny stacks:
  
  Fart
  
  undesired fart
  
  undesired stealth fart
  
  undesired stealth fart one cannot really address
  
  undesired stealth fart nobody can really address with a layer of spite and schadenfreude
  
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  And don't forget the adrenalin junkies trying to get away with farting on fart karens
  
  4
- Bullshit. Good friends will target you due to your dislike of it.
  
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I think that people that don't find farts funny are fakers or have brain damage. It's pretty much a reflex to trigger the funny center of the brain.

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- I think it depends greatly on what part of the fart they're enjoying and why. Someone laughing at a nicely audible, clean rip is very different than someone chuckling at overhearing a wet one.
  
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  You sound like a bit of a connoisseur. Did you perhaps minor in flatuent psychology?
  
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  Both are funny to me. I didn't know there's comedic range to poop-air.
  
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- I'm the rather fart in a toilet than shit in your pants sort. It's mostly me finding it pretty fucked to make people smell your shit fumes.
  
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- Narcissism, so mental health in the "I'm better than this" basket lol
  
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This new information has changed my mind on this topic

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- There he is! Come on, angry mob, let's all fart on this heathen!
  
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I can help her lose her appetite for farts

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I've found my people

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- Your poople.
  
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Emjoying farts is just micro dosing your scat fetish

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I read this while farting.

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