1 yr. ago • 92%

CCTV footage of the pope stealing iPads from a target backroom

made with bing/DALLE

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Without realizing what community I’m on I thought someone dressed up as the pope to commit a robbery lol

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- Nobody suspects the Pope. It's the perfect crime.
  
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  His stealthiness comes from a long religious tradition dating back to the Spanish Inquisition.
  
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I've found it, the perfect ai generated photo

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- Alright who's the genius going to post this to Facebook first?
  
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  Time to troll my hyper-catholic auntie
  
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holy shit we need more on this criminal

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- He’s also head of the largest child molesting criminal organization on earth.
  
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That sack can hold an impressive ammount of weight without even tearing a little

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Damn, that pope is strong AF!

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Just you mark my words! This is all smoke-screen for the biggest Target iPad heist in history!

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- What color is the smoke?
  
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This made me actually lol

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- Or on some evangelical/protestant forums. They dislike any pope by default, and with Francis any vaguely progressive move he makes just proves how they were right, all catholics are bad etc
  
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So we had, Jesus, the pope, who is the next one ?

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- God himself.
  
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wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz Keeping the world safe from famous iPad thieves 🫡

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I was gonna say at just a glance, it has that dall-e look to it. Then I read the description.

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Step 1: Upload AI generated pictures of the pope stealing a bunch of iPad to the internet

Step 2: Steal a bunch of iPads

Step 3: When security footage surfaces no one's gonna believe it and you get off scott free

(This plan assumes that you already are the pope)

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Popey Claus?

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  Jesus Christ dude
  
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  Lol been keeping tabs huh?
  
  Wait, there's a gumbi, chewie and a Pikachu?
  
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From Role Models

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You know this is fake because stealing is a crime and priests would never commit crimes.

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When I try typing any person or position in the prompt it always says I'm violating the content policy.

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