If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen?

O...oh...

By becoming a libertarian techno-warlord who dies when my company owned city state invades the nation of disney.

I died doing what I loved, making art.

I won't. You can't kill rock and roll!

Syphallis

Hmm chuck of some sort. either I'm turned into chuck or a drill chuck flies out of nowhere and gets me smack in the head

Too much LSD

I guess I'll burn to death and then be revived somehow

Chuckles... I'm in trouble

I dont want to think about it

Awkwardly, and involving a turtle

Walking through the park with a bauggette

I guess a NY rat

Hmmmmmmmmm

The Olive Garden waiter never heard the cue to stop so I suffocate on the fine powdery goodness

Excrubulently.

In an accident.

Asphyxiation

Damn. I thought my name meant I would shepherd in the apocalypse

Oxidation.

Get way to high and get wrapped up in an international conspiracy

Either burned to death or covered in cum. I'm not sure which i prefer

Weird ... Is what I'd say

In a last stand against racist aliens who want to destroy mankind

Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".

I guess I would feel colder and colder and colder and colder.....

I die in a four way sesh-to-the-death match between snoop dog, cheech, Ricky from TBP and myself.

Cold weather exposure probably.

Hmm. That's a sad way to go.

Suddenly and all over the place

Shamefully.

The opposite of "in hiding". State religious authorities catching wind of my apostasy, and bringing me before a "religious rehab" judge. Judge delivers his sentence on me, in accordance with his religious rules. My community loses another apostate, and other like-minded individuals secretly turtle-up even further.

But hey, perks of being an apostate is having fun and leading a content life in the digital universe. So, I'm happy living in new homes that serve as permanent alternative spaces to Meta and others.

It finally caught up to me

I run away from it, but it finally catches up.

I’m not sure, but I’d die happy.

Death by giant space hamster.

Death by snusnu

Ocean

Fighting

After years of a cornucopia of drugs, I’ll shoot myself.

well ...

Chronic disease took its final toll

Too much acid. I ascend out of my body and never come back.

I’ll never know. I blinked.

One too many dabs

It would be whelming. Just so.

Meh…

Fighting a bear for its ass in elwynn forest.

Not sure it's a secret

Genetic engineering gone wrong

Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?