Or when someone passes it to me

Oh I have very good, and very specific reasons for hating that spoon

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Or those skinny forks. Give me a real fork, dammit.

The amount of times I have to go back to fetch a new fork just because the one someone else brought for me is "wrong" somehow.
Beaten by those forks with a very long "forehead" (the area before the actual prongs, idk what you would call that)

Dude, fuck that spoon

I hate that spoon too

It has been bent so many times that the shaft isn't a smooth curve anymore.

I hate that one.

Sounds like a review on Grinder

Happy to see i'm not the only one with this issue.

Well, I can't use it because it's mismatched but I also can't throw away a perfectly good spoon.

- How do people react if you gift them a single spoon?

"I guess I'll just use a fork and accept that it's going to be inefficient and leaky"

"Mah spoon is toooo big!"

looks at a normal sized spoon at a restaurant
What on Earth are they thinking? Do they seriously expect me to use this big ass spoon?

It doesn't match

I relate every time, then look and see where I’m at.

I also pull out every fork until I find my favorite one. It’s the one that’s bent juuuuust right.

It's a fork in my case. How dare it have a wide handle that feels weird.

I have all black cutlery and when those are being washed and I need to use the... silver cutlery, I feel gross.

LOL :')

I have an immediate and irrational negative reaction to the idea of black cutlery. It's supposed to be silver. Instead of getting over it or introspecting, I'm just gonna call you names. You bumpkin. Fucking black silverware!?! You're the problem!
- But.. but.. it matches my decor! :(

I wonder if there's like one type of spoon everyone hates or different types for different people. If it's the latter, we need a spoon swap. No talking to each other. Just spoons and swap.

That looks like one of the spoons I may or may not have taken from the college cafeteria.

I only have good spoons. ✨

we have ~50-50% smaller spoons and bigger spoons. I only use the smaller spoons and nobody else cares enough to have an opinion about them

@possiblylinux127 it's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife 🎶

It knows what it did.